bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

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i did the face that you like.

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Dwight Schrute.
He’s always up to something. 

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intheclosetofnarnia:

not true.. but still, gotta love Dwight Schrute. 

Dwight Schrute! yeeeaaaahhhh! 

fuckyeahtattoos:

My boyfriend has Dwight tattooed on his leg. Everyone loves this one. Done by Nate Barnes at Euphoria in Tallahassee.

precipice:toseegrey:someofficestuff:

Jim: Hey, Andy.
Andy: Yo.
Jim: By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?
Andy: No, I did not. Was that any good?
Jim: Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight: Ok- [Dwight turns around, but Jim holds up the stopwatch, threatening to start it]
Jim: I mean I like all the crazy monsters and stuff. You know, like klingons and wookies and all that but… [Dwight begins to turn around again, Jim holds up the watch] Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
Andy: Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica?
Jim: You know, it’s weird. It’s practically a shot for shot remake.
Andy: Really? [Dwight closes his eyes, clutches the paper in his hands] Huh, that’s cool.
Jim: Story’s kinda bland. It’s about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy: Really? That doesn’t sound right.

the greatest moment in the Office.If I were Dwight,I wouldn’t stop talking for hours.No one else understands.

precipice:anofficeaday:

Michael: Whoa. What are those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine, or semen.
Michael: Oh, God, I hope it’s urine.

3x02 - The Convention

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Haha, what has two thumbs, owns that shirt, and quotes this line constantly when wearing it - even to fellow women?