(via samantharosee:digitalbath:dashedlines:hello-therelove:jeralyndwile:

magicalteacher:modernmommy:leeshiebean:killerina)

catherinehepburn:srsly:

Darryl: And a clown.
Dwight: I’m Jigsaw, you idiot.
Darryl: You’re not as scary as Bookface over there.
Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.

funnyassstuff:onemoretimewithfeeling:peroty:bmckinney:rillawafers:

passthemike:urlesque

catherinehepburn:

Michael: You look like you’re going to a fish fry.

“I’ve trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also I can retract my penis up into itself.”

(submitted by lovelynamelesslittlehill)