January 2011
2 posts
May 2010
4 posts
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
“People are starting to notice how terrible Jim is. It’s great. Eventually...”
– Dwight Schrute (via theofficequotes) (via gracielalala)
December 2009
4 posts
November 2009
9 posts
“there is a master key and a spare key for the office. dwight has them both. when...”
– pam beesly, the office. (via youreahotmess)
youreahotmess:
ryan started the fire - dwight...
October 2009
13 posts
“Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this, you’re a lucky...”
– Dwight Schrute - 6.04/6.05 “Niagara”
September 2009
6 posts
Season 6 - Gossip
Michael: You'll never guess what I know.
Dwight: [typing] Okay. Let me finish this thought.
Michael: Eric likes Megan!
Dwight: He most definitely does. He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went on a group date the other night, apparently it went very well.
Michael: How do you know this?
Dwight: People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it's because of my low cheekbones.
Dwight uses store-bought manure.
Don't Forget!
Season 6 starts tonight! Warning: Potential spoilers below. From the official website: “GOSSIP - Michael searches for office gossip to share while Andy struggles with his heterosexuality.” From Jenna’s myspace: “Michael accidently finds out something true about someone in the office and in order to protect the secret he starts spreading lies about everyone else. It is a...
August 2009
5 posts
“I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization...”
– Dwight Schrute
July 2009
4 posts
“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was...”
– Dwight Schrute
