I am supremely honored to be nominated for an Emmy for the third time. They say good things come in threes, like comets, omens and Jonas Brothers.
Rainn Wilson, nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actor in Comedy Series for his work as Dwight K. Schrute on The Office
My girlfriend and I broke up recently; and I must say that I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sell my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats, left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make whatever you want: oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don’t care. They’re your oats.
[pushing Michael's face into the wet cement] Force it in as deep as you can.
[muffled] That's what she said.
Season 5 - Baby Shower
Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.