You can email me here or submit things here. And don’t forget to visit Schrute Farms! Thanks for following/visiting, - TTumblr (3.0; @fuckyeahdwightschrute)http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8rjr7nnw1qzbtglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Click the image to read.</p>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/271908286http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/271908286Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:35:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_W1PW3_7KI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_W1PW3_7KI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Secret Santa Promo!</p> <p>Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to play Santa at this year’s office holiday party.</p>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/271904152http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/271904152Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:31:44 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2oov4HY61qa7z5do1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://littlenightlook.tumblr.com/post/252656866/theofficeohword-i-saw-wedding-crashers" target="_blank">littlenightlook</a>:<a href="http://theofficeohword.tumblr.com/post/243037934/i-saw-wedding-crashers-accidentally-i-bought-a" target="_blank">theofficeohword</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><i>I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theatre, but I kept waiting. That’s the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.</i></p> <p><b>3x15, “Phyllis’ Wedding”</b></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/252701147http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/252701147Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:36:49 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg5si2qSr1qzbtglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647580http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647580Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:53:06 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg5s4c4cQ1qzbtglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647400http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647400Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:52:52 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg5rn9ysQ1qzbtglo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647222http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/251647222Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:52:35 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktcb75JqYX1qzbtglo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Last year at Christmas we had craft day on set of The Office.  We challenged ourselves to make ornaments for our Office Christmas tree using only things we found on set.  I found some Schrute Bucks, glitter and glue.  I made a little house ornament!  It’s SO CUTE!</p> <p>I’ve decided to auction off the ornament and give the proceeds to Kitten Rescue.  I will personally autograph the ornament to the winner.  Thanks for bidding and helping some cute kitties in the process!” - <a href="http://www.myspace.com/pambeesley" target="_blank">Jenna Fischer</a></p> <p>Auction can be found <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330378308080" target="_blank">here</a> :)</p>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/249282866http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/249282866Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:59:00 -0500““there is a master key and a spare key for the office. dwight has them both. when i asked, “what if you die, dwight? how will we get into the office?” he said, “if i’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.””<br/><br/> - <em> pam beesly, the office. (via <a href="http://youreahotmess.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">youreahotmess</a>)</em>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/248082386http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/248082386Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:52:43 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0xsdhM9y1qzt8yio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lifeonthedramacouch.tumblr.com/post/242075355/savingsmiles-grayskymorning-dwight-i-have" target="_blank">lifeonthedramacouch</a>:<a href="http://savingsmiles.tumblr.com/post/242059091/grayskymorning-dwight-i-have-been-salesman-of" target="_blank">savingsmiles</a>:<a href="http://grayskymorning.tumblr.com/post/242056451/dwight-i-have-been-salesman-of-the-month-for-13" target="_blank">grayskymorning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><b>Dwight</b>: I have been “Salesman of the Month” for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/242280220http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/242280220Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:48:16 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/239730987/tumblr_ksuvcjs5Pd1qzzsb8&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youreahotmess.tumblr.com/post/238286880/ryan-started-the-fire-dwight-shrute-awesome" target="_blank">youreahotmess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>ryan started the fire</b> - dwight schrute.</p> <p>awesome thing.</p> <p><a href="http://www.jellostapler.com/the-office-downloads.html" target="_blank">download here.</a></p> <p>i can’t believe.  i started the fire.</p> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/239730987http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/239730987Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:00:07 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksebhahm5a1qz929lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://samantharosee.tumblr.com/post/230300556/digitalbath-dashedlines" target="_blank">samantharosee</a>:<a href="http://digitalbath.tumblr.com/post/230280339/dashedlines" target="_blank">digitalbath</a>:<a href="http://dashedlines.tumblr.com/post/230279932/hello-therelove-jeralyndwile-magicalteacher-modernm" target="_blank">dashedlines</a>:<a href="http://hello-therelove.tumblr.com/post/230120525/jeralyndwile-magicalteacher-modernmommy-via-leeshie" target="_blank">hello-therelove</a>:<a href="http://jeralyndwile.tumblr.com/post/230085122/magicalteacher-modernmommy" target="_blank">jeralyndwile</a>:</p> <p><a href="http://magicalteacher.tumblr.com/post/229258304/modernmommy-via-leeshiebean-killerina-best" target="_blank">magicalteacher</a>:<a href="http://modernmommy.tumblr.com/post/229250336/via-leeshiebean-killerina-best-halloween-costume" target="_blank">modernmommy</a>:<a href="http://leeshiebean.tumblr.com/post/229235052/killerina-adorable" target="_blank">leeshiebean</a>:<a href="http://killerina.tumblr.com/post/229148940/adorable" target="_blank">killerina</a>)</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/230416536http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/230416536Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:53:34 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksddh88mAt1qz5sxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://catherinehepburn.tumblr.com/post/228711326" target="_blank">catherinehepburn</a>:<a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/228710772/darryl-and-a-clown-dwight-im-jigsaw-you" target="_blank">srsly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><b>Darryl</b>: And a clown.<br/><b>Dwight</b>: I’m Jigsaw, you idiot.<br/><b>Darryl</b>: You’re not as scary as Bookface over there.<br/><b>Jim</b>: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/229056010http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/229056010Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:21:26 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krvwcnEDsc1qzbtglo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/219380250http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/219380250Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:43:35 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krld0cvZhl1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funnyassstuff.tumblr.com/post/215214974/onemoretimewithfeeling" target="_blank">funnyassstuff</a>:<a href="http://onemoretimewithfeeling.tumblr.com/post/214919796/peroty-bmckinney-rillawafers-passthemike-urlesque" target="_blank">onemoretimewithfeeling</a>:<a href="http://peroty.tumblr.com/post/214912568/bmckinney-rillawafers-passthemike" target="_blank">peroty</a>:<a href="http://bmckinney.tumblr.com/post/214912328/rillawafers-passthemike-urlesque-well-this" target="_blank">bmckinney</a>:<a href="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/214900802/passthemike-urlesque-well-this-is-just-plain" target="_blank">rillawafers</a>:</p> <p><a href="http://passthemike.tumblr.com/post/214696383/urlesque-well-this-is-just-plain-brilliance" target="_blank">passthemike</a>:<a href="http://urlesque.tumblr.com/post/214692148/well-this-is-just-plain-brilliance" target="_blank">urlesque</a></p> <blockquote> <blockquote></blockquote> </blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/215264643http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/215264643Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:48:49 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr8ao5XwMw1qa4by8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://catherinehepburn.tumblr.com/post/210814321" target="_blank">catherinehepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <b>Michael:</b> You look like you’re going to a fish fry.</blockquote>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/211476560http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/211476560Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:13:27 -0400<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr9op03El11qzbtglo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“I’ve trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also I can retract my penis up into itself.”</p> <p>(submitted by <a href="http://lovelynamelesslittlehill.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lovelynamelesslittlehill</a>)</p>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/211406747http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/211406747Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:47:00 -0400“Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this, you’re a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah, to be in your shoes. What’s next, you’re probably wondering? Don’t be scared of your night in heaven.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dwight Schrute - 6.04/6.05 “Niagara”</em>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208764028http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208764028Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:07:20 -0400<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr98g1ASIW1qzbtglo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208490496http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208490496Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:00:01 -0400<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr98epSJxT1qzbtglo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208490054http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208490054Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:59:13 -0400<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr98e0G3L11qzbtglo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208489794http://fuckyeahdwightschrute.tumblr.com/post/208489794Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:58:47 -0400